Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
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Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
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. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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