Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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