no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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