so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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