Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
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Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
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It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
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