what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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