Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
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Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
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Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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