so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
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This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
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