ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
She has the best kind of daddy issues
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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