Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
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should my penis look like a turkey
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
This is my gift to your gina
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I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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