It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
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it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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