what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
soo... how was my night?
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