Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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