doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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