How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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