i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
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Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize