some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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