maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Randomize
