How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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