I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
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I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
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I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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