Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Just puked most of my soul out..
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