So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
My dick has a subreddit
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
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