This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
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I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
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I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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