she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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