I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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