I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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