Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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