i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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