A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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