oh god the rape fog is back!
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
my shit smells like andre
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Randomize