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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.

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• (347): View more from New York

  full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?

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• (760): View more from California

  Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  Your normalization of crazy is frightening.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.

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