Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
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We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
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I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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