Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
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This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
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I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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