Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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