He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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