just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
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dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
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How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
How does it feel to date your dad?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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