youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
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Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
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we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
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