Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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