Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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