you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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