its not stalking. its research.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
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