WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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