The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
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May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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