do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
id be glad to
I want you more than these girls want KFC
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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