Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
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