it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Holy shit dude........stairs
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