sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I need to sanitize my soul.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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