Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
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he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
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Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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