If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
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So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
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I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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