you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
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my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
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If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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