No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich