: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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