that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
